Wednesday, February 3, 2010

"Have A Baby By Me" - BE WELFARE (OBAMA EDITION) LYRICS




[ Intro]
Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Be on welfare
Be on welfare Be on welfare

Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Be on welfare
Be on welfare Be on welfare

[Chorus: Mike Runnels]
I don't pay no bills, (I don't pay no bills)
Even when we chill (Even when we chill)
Came with a link  (Came with a link)
Came with a link, (Came with a link)
Obama done put me on (He done put me on)
Even though I'm grown (Even though I'm grown)
Came with a link, (Came with a link)
Came with a link, (Came with a link)
[Verse One: Phenomenal 1]
Government checks, I don't pay tax
Yeah I'm a cheap, I aint into all that
I'll buy some corn for ya, from the corner store
And if you still hungry eat a little bit more
Eat a few of these chews its nutritious
Chicken of the sea I can buy you tuna fishes
I can hear your stomach growl, And I know what that means
you don't like the tuna fish, eat a can of sardines
I'l heat that, eat that just the way ya like it baby
No gas I don't cook it with a lighter baby
Your bus card is like my bus card
When the bus starts moving hold on to the bars
More kids slow down, you pregnant whoa now
Pulling out cant even prevent me from getting intimate
You young baby, I act dumb baby
Have you working all day like he so lazy
[Chorus: Mike Runnels]
I don't pay no bills, (I don't pay no bills)
Even when we chill (Even when we chill)
Came with a link  (Came with a link)
Came with a link, (Came with a link)
Obama done put me on (He done put me on)
Even though I'm grown (Even though I'm grown)
Came with a link, (Came with a link)
Came with a link, (Came with a link)
[Bridge:]
Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Be on welfare
Be on welfare Be on welfare

Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Be on welfare
Be on welfare Be on welfare

[Verse Two: Pretty Boy]
Girl I got a link card but yea I want more
We can start with one kid baby or maybe four
And I don't even care if you used to be a whore
Cuz once we get that wic baby there's more in store
Feel the rush, from my touch, get intoxicated
I pump you so full of sugar, your diabetes related
Fasting, ya laughing, I'll have you fed on the regular
Tell me what you eat, boo, that's what I'ma get for you
I need you to get what I need, bring me liquor and weed
I need you to maybe give me a seed
A black man need a reason to leave
I need you, to hurry up so I can go head and leave
I'd be your full-time, no time hustler, significant nothing Don't matter Need care for shorty talk to your mother
I aint got it, dont know how you gone get it
In court with my other shorties, and girl you aint no different

[Chorus: Mike Runnels]
I don't pay no bills, (I don't pay no bills)
Even when we chill (Even when we chill)
Came with a link  (Came with a link)
Came with a link, (Came with a link)
Obama done put me on (He done put me on)
Even though I'm grown (Even though I'm grown)
Came with a link, (Came with a link)
Came with a link, (Came with a link)

[Bridge:]
Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Be on welfare
Be on welfare Be on welfare

Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Have a baby by me; baby
Be on welfare Be on welfare
Be on welfare Be on welfare

Well I'm broke as hell
my sign is #Fail Oh

[Talking: Pretty Boy]
Yea Baby stop playing we got benefits
You dealing wit me baby, get that medicaid baby
You know, i know you heard of Jon and Kate plus eight
I'm trying to make it Pretty and Jen plus ten
It's your boy Mike Runnels
It's your boy Phenomenal 1
And me DPBD

Ms Keri Baby

B on 60

Ladies the man of your Dreams. Biggie Nuggets

Why is this happening to me?

What would you do?

Ok so normally we try to stay out of people business for our own safety but what happens when you believe somebody is in danger. This video below is a study of couples fighting in public and its pretty interesting!